Total Medals Earned: 97 (From 14 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,575 Points
Medals Earned: 4/7 (175/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/11 (225/370 points)
When winning just isn't enough...
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
Make a big explosion!
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 5/12 (50/500 points)
Two balls in the goal!
Ball in the goal!
Clicked solutions button!
First portal trip!
Ball bounces 100 times!
Level with 4 balls!
Three balls in a goal!
Ball bounces 500 times!
Level with 4 goals!
Ball bounces 1000 times!
Beat all 24 levels!
Medals Earned: 11/20 (130/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get burned by a sun
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Blow up a jeep
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Play over an hour
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)